"Oh my gosh the insane cod exists."
"Welcome to level 25 of spinal cord dementia."
"oops I broke a spoon with an amiibo"
"arson tree."
"Remember that time we shipped [Name] with the Persians?"
"If I repeatedly hit my head against the wall will my instincts go away?"
Person A: "[Name] do you want to join the resistance against [Minecraft government]?"
Person B: "yes. please. what time. how much. when. who needs to die."
"why does this snake look like it's a pair of crocs?"
"According to [teacher], I dyed my hair with the blood of unicorns."
"Put the chicken bones away."
"Well now I have an intense hatred for people named Irene."
"Woo PTSD"
(in the middle of class) "I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE BUT I'M SERIOUS IF I SAID EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I WOULD BE VERY MUCH A LOT ARRESTED RIGHT NOW"
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