-"No, I sacrificed my whole soul to Technoblade"
-"I guess theoretically I could eat my blanket"
-"My house is homeless-"
-"Sorry I'm late, I was busy creeping out the neighborhood against my will"
-"I am being emailed by a taco"
-"Bruh, my tortellini is clipping"
-"Trick or treat or get arrested"
-"I want a cyanide cherrio"
-"Return the cookies or I shall unleash the power of the drugged demon lords."
-"Randomly becoming blind is acceptable"
-"help me I just burned my hand on cheese"
-(points at me) "Don't talk to that one, she kills children."
-"The heart attack is named Robert."
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