(in the middle of the hallway) "YOU MAY BE TALLER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE STEROIDS THAN ME, BUT I'M STILL STRONGER THAN YOU"
"[Name] come here, we have to have a conversation about gay penguins."
"DAWN, [incoherent] WANTS TO EAT YOUR TOES."
"I can obtain you a knife."
"Tell Satan to shut up, I'm happier than usual."
Person A: "Okay I thought we agreed no more crimes until tomorrow?"
Person B: "But I have 94 warrants for my arrest."
"You can always go on a killing spree. Can't hurt to prepare dinner early, am I right?"
"Eminemineminemineminemineminem."
"I need glue, popsicle sticks, and a will to live."
"I have a father on a stick."
"Give me back my eye hydration."
"I am an anxious sock."
"Please refrain from allowing the bird to make you eat yourself."
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