tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55309011179932047352024-02-18T23:50:06.308-08:00Drayocat's BlogI don't know why this existsDrayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-41515258142488958642021-04-02T08:42:00.003-07:002021-04-02T08:42:34.935-07:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 6)<p> "Whoops I started a war."</p><p>"The yellow ink is bringing about his downfall."</p><p>"I managed to trap my arm in my sleeve, help"</p><p>"The children in my basement aren't screaming for once!"</p><p>(after tricking someone into being happy) "haha mortal you have fallen into my trap"</p><p>"I'm very annoyed that my dad is broken"</p><p>"How are you... alive?"</p><p>"This carrot is <i>much</i> too powerful."</p><p>"wow good job you drugged a literal demon"</p><p>"Steve is under your bed. Steve knows your sins."</p><p>"So we have to continually almost die."</p><p>"It's called developing crippling alcoholism."</p><p>"Maybe if I put a knife in my head they'll get the hint?"</p><p>"Okay let's go tell our intrusive thoughts to stab their intrusive thoughts!"</p><p>"If you want, I can give you a nickname. How about 'beans'?"</p><p>Person A: "wait where did my grammar go"<br />Person B: "lol it's gone it dipped"<br />Person C: "it left with the brain cells and mental stability"</p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-87464685055321435612021-03-28T17:39:00.001-07:002021-03-28T17:39:19.594-07:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 5)<p> "My anxiety is a narcissist."</p><p>"HEAR ME OUT! ...<i>cannibalism.</i>"</p><p>(singing) "we're off to destroy any and all emotional attachments we have to everyone we've ever met"</p><p>"Adding to the list of people we hate, mentally stable people."</p><p>"Gonna eat a heart attack"</p><p>"HA! I tricked you into being happy!"</p><p>"Haha revenge of the brain happy juices"</p><p>"arrow dynamics"</p><p>"THE PAIN TOMATO IS KILLING ME"</p><p>"Everyone needs a designer chainsaw."</p><p>Person A: "No"<br />Person B: "Yes"<br />Person A: "No"<br />Person B: "Yes"<br />Person A: "Left"<br />Person B: "Not again-"</p><p>"Warning: If you see me existing, check on me."</p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-80077019050905491622021-03-25T14:36:00.001-07:002021-03-25T14:36:08.814-07:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 4)<p> "Now, I appreciate how transparent we're being here, but if you want to talk about stabbing me, you might want to go someplace else."</p><p>"How do become sociopath?"</p><p>"Screw it, I have three favorite humans now."</p><p>"Screw governments and also bread."</p><p>"Yeah, you're only like a fifth of the way dead to me."</p><p>"Are you the demon under my bed <i>and</i> my FBI agent?"</p><p>"[song about how we shouldn't stab him because he just wants to share pufferfish with everyone]"<br /></p><p>Person A: Shut up, you sound like the voices inside my head.<br />Person B: I <i>am</i> the voices in your head.<br />Person C: (sends picture of Bob the Tomato with the caption "*unsure sounds*")</p><p>"I got a whole entire motivation without any drugs!"</p><p>"OF ALL THE COUNTRIES I COULD HAVE BEEN BORN IN, OF COURSE IT WAS AMERICA"</p><p>(morning before a huge test in our history class)<br />Person A: "Did you actually study, or just cry in a closet?"<br />Person B: "both"</p><p>"...I just misgendered Abraham Lincoln."</p><p>"Funny story! Yesterday I missed a therapy appointment!" (Pause) "That's the whole story."</p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-34628272342952216432021-03-18T14:05:00.003-07:002021-03-18T14:07:11.110-07:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 3)<p> "Oh my gosh the insane cod exists."</p><p>"Welcome to level 25 of spinal cord dementia."</p><p>"oops I broke a spoon with an amiibo"</p><p>"<i style="font-weight: bold;">arson tree.</i>"</p><p>"Remember that time we shipped [Name] with the Persians?"</p><p>"If I repeatedly hit my head against the wall will my instincts go away?"</p><p>Person A: "[Name] do you want to join the resistance against [Minecraft government]?"<br />Person B: "yes. please. what time. how much. when. who needs to die."</p><p>"why does this snake look like it's a pair of crocs?"</p><p>"According to [teacher], I dyed my hair with the blood of unicorns."</p><p>"Put the chicken bones away."</p><p>"Well now I have an intense hatred for people named Irene."</p><p>"Woo PTSD"</p><p>(in the middle of class) "I KNOW THIS SOUNDS LIKE A JOKE BUT I'M SERIOUS IF I SAID EVERYTHING I THOUGHT I WOULD BE VERY MUCH A LOT ARRESTED RIGHT NOW"</p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-83492487130180888042021-03-12T14:43:00.003-08:002021-03-12T14:43:19.439-08:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 2)<p> (in the middle of the hallway) "YOU MAY BE TALLER THAN ME BECAUSE YOU HAVE MORE STEROIDS THAN ME, BUT I'M STILL STRONGER THAN YOU"</p><p>"[Name] come here, we have to have a conversation about gay penguins."</p><p>"DAWN, [incoherent] WANTS TO EAT YOUR TOES."</p><p>"I can obtain you a knife."</p><p>"Tell Satan to shut up, I'm happier than usual."</p><p>Person A: "Okay I thought we agreed no more crimes until tomorrow?"<br />Person B: "But I have 94 warrants for my arrest."</p><p>"You can always go on a killing spree. Can't hurt to prepare dinner early, am I right?"</p><p>"Eminemineminemineminemineminem."</p><p>"I need glue, popsicle sticks, and a will to live."</p><p>"I have a father on a stick."</p><p>"Give me back my eye hydration."</p><p>"I am an anxious sock."</p><p>"Please refrain from allowing the bird to make you eat yourself."</p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5530901117993204735.post-83365670116967159242021-03-03T12:51:00.002-08:002021-03-03T12:51:32.148-08:00Out-of-context things me and my friends/classmates/acquaintances have said (part 1)<p>-"No, I sacrificed my <i>whole</i> soul to Technoblade"</p><p>-"I guess theoretically I could eat my blanket"</p><p>-"My house is homeless-"</p><p>-"Sorry I'm late, I was busy creeping out the neighborhood against my will"<br /></p><p>-"I am being emailed by a taco"</p><p>-"Bruh, my tortellini is clipping"</p><p>-"Trick or treat or get arrested"</p><p>-"I want a cyanide cherrio"</p><p>-"Return the cookies or I shall unleash the power of the drugged demon lords."</p><p>-"Randomly becoming blind is acceptable"</p><p>-"help me I just burned my hand on cheese"</p><p>-(points at me) "Don't talk to that one, she kills children."</p><p>-"The heart attack is named Robert."</p><p><br /></p>Drayocathttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05663766603717874092noreply@blogger.com0